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Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man … living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money.
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basementcat:

RT Recap: Love letters [x]

The Wizard and I by Idina Menzel from the album: Wicked [Original Broadway Cast]

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the wizard and i // idina menzel

and this gift or this curse i have inside
maybe at last i’ll know why
when we are hand in hand
the wizard and i

Full Play State of Decay by Rooster Teeth

illbethelindsaytoyourmogar:

Michael is thoroughly done with Gavin’s coin conversation.

IM FUCKING SOBBING THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST THING I LITERALLY LOST MY SHIT WHEN HE STARTED YELLING AT GAVIN I CAN’T I AM SO DONE WITH ALL OF THEM DEAR GOD

And then I grew up. 

- Oh you never wanna do that 

rhobi:

'hey what's your otp'

i put my hands in my pockets casually, giving a nervous laugh. ‘w-what’s an otp’ i stutter. i take my hand out of my pocket to brush my hair back smoothly. a list falls out of the pocket. it begins to roll. it is going on seven blocks now. i begin to cry.